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Truyện cười Tiếng anh

Bài gửi by sunflower_sunshine9520 on Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:50 pm

1.Satisfy Girlfriend
A young man had a new girl friend, whom he wanted to impress, so he invited her to go to a world famous restaurant with him one evening. They dined wonderfully and had numerous drinks; they danced until midnight, and there was a polished musical entertainment. The girl enjoyed the entire evening, and was suitably impressed by everything she saw, including several film stars. Then the waiter brought the bill at the end of the evening, and when the young man saw how much he had to pay, he was so shocked by the total that he went as white as a sheet.

The helpful waiter, who was watching his face, thought he might be going to faint, so he quickly poured out a glass of ice-cold water and emptied it over the young man’s head . Then he took the bill back and added to it: “Iced water: 50p”.


2.Robo Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that term.


3. Fertilizer
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

4.Good Samaritans
Some guys find a man lying on the sidewalk. They assume that the old guy is drunk, so they decide to be good Samaritans and get him home. They pick him up off the sidewalk, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times.

He tells them where he lives and when they arrive at his house, they help him out of the car and he falls down four more times. They ring the bell, and one of the guys says to the woman who answers, "Here's your husband!"

The man's wife says, "Well, where in the world is his wheelchair?"

5.McDonalds
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, "They don't serve beer here, you moron!"

The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You
came here for the food!"

6.Blessing
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?

"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman said.

Her daughter bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


Mọi người cùng đọc và cùng thử dịch nhé. Hôm nào có thời gian mình cũng sẽ đăng thử bản dịch dở tệ của mình lên cho mọi người coi để cùng góp ý!




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Bài gửi by Mr.logvjp on Fri 20 May 2011, 2:24 pm

dịch hộ cái nhờ, ko bít có tự dịch hay ko... chắc lại nhờ sếp google chứ je```````.. mà tự liệu sức mình xem có đăng dc cái bài dở tệ đấy ko nhá, xem bản gỗ dã hộc máu mồm ùi, lại còn đòi dịch...
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Bài gửi by sunflower_sunshine9520 on Sat 21 May 2011, 9:04 am

Để rồi xem!
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